This article has a collection of what we think are some of the funniest name for football teams
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Deportivo Morón – Argentina
an Argentine sports club located in the city of Morón, Buenos Aires. Deportivo Morón’s football team currently plays in the second division of the Argentine football league system.
A club with many fans around the world – well what i have seen on social media
Dandy Town Hornets F.C. – Bermuda
a professional football club based in Bermuda. Team colours are brown and gold.
Deportivo Wanka – Peru
One to make the Brits have a laugh here.
a Peruvian football club, based in the city of Huancayo in the Peruvian Andes. the club is named after the Wankas people who formerly inhabited the area
Accra Hearts of Oak S.C. – Ghana
Accra Hearts of Oak Sporting Club, commonly referred to as Hearts of Oak plays in Ghana
the club is the oldest surviving football club in Ghana and its traditional colours are red, yellow and blue
They play home matches at the Accra Sports Stadium which holds an estimated 40,000 seats
Unlike some of the other teams they have won their countries league and cup several times
The Strongest – Bolivia
The club is the oldest active football club in Bolivia and the only team to have played continuously in the country’s top division for longer than a century.
They have a home stadium which holds 15000 but play at Bolivia’s national ground which can hold 42,000
Their team colours are yellow and black and they have won their national title 15 times
Eritrea Shoe Factory – Ethiopia
They don’t even play in Eritrea but are ethiopian, which must add to the complexity.
Semen Padang – Indonesia
an Indonesian professional football club, based in Indarung, Padang, West Sumatra. They currently compete in Liga 2.
Owned by PT Semen Padang a state-owned company that makes cement
Joe Public FC – Trinidad and Tobago
In 2011, Joe Public withdraw from TT proleague due to issues arising from owner Jack warner
In 2014, the club withdrew from Super League due to financial reasons
Fotballaget Fart – norway
a Norwegian football club based in Vang outside Hamar. Their home matches are played at Fartbana
The club is most noted for their women’s team
Miscellaneous Sporting Club – Botswana
You know how you joke, ah,misc or miscellaneous. This team are called that.
Miscellaneous is also known as Tsenala (the red and white), Mmamonotwane, the official nicknames of the club.
Sankoyo Bush Bucks – Botswana
Yep, Botswana again
Their colours are green and white. Their nickname is “Ngurungu”, the local name for a bushbuck.
Extension Gunners – Botswana
a football club based in Lobatse, Botswana. Play in black and white
Insurance Management Bears FC – Barbados
Actually just called Bears FC but the full name has a slightly more amusing ring to it.
a football club based in Nassau, Bahamas. Bears FC plays in BFA Senior League in Bahamas. Their logo – a bear.
Thailand Tobacco Monopoly – Thailand
Well at least the sponsor is fairly obvious
a Thai football club originally based in Bangkok. The club was dissolved in 2015.
Customs United Football Club – Thailand
A football club owned by the Customs Department based in Samut Prakan Province, which is different
The club dropped the ‘Samut Prakan’ tag and were known as Customs United for the beginning of the 2012 season.
Nyasa Big Bullets – Malawi
A football club based in Blantyre, currently playing in the top division of Malawian football.
The club was formerly known as Bata Bullets, Total Big Bullets and Bakili Bullets. All would have made this list to be honest
Bo Rangers – Sierra Leone
This team must be stinking.
Actually they are a Sierra Leonean professional football club based in the country’s second largest city of Bo
Robin Hood – Barbados
Nothing to do with the famous outlaw from English folklore and nothing to do with Nottingham. Actually the pub they were formed in – must have been a good one.
They are a football club based in Pembroke Parish, Bermuda, that competes in the Bermudian Premier Division.
Botswana
Prisons XI, Police XI
Sierra Leone – some crackers here
Anti Drugs Strikers, Mighty Blackpool, Old Edwardians
Others – honourable mentions
Eleven Men in Flight is a Eswatini soccer club based in Siteki.
SFC Slutsk is a Belarusian association football club based in Slutsk.
Botswana Meat Commission F.C. are now called Gilport Lions F.C.
Futebol Clube de Cuntum is a Guinea-Bissauan football club
Chicken Inn is a Zimbabwean football club based in Bulawayo. Nickname – The Gamecocks.
Cape Coast Ebusua Dwarfs, King Faisal, Dreams – all Ghana
